When it came time to collect Aidan from school this afternoon, Orin was not having any of it. Fair enough, there was a deluge of biblical proportions going on outside but he and Evan were safely ensconsed in the under the buggy’s “rain bubble” so he had no real cause for complaint. However, with time running out if we were to be there in time, I bribed him (Supernanny would not approve, I know) by allowing him to take his Old Ben Kenobi figure with him.
I arrived in the school playground and discovered that both Orin and Evan were fast asleep. My first thought was “Aaargh! Now they’ll never sleep tonight!” and my mind flitted forward to lots of bedtime squabbling and related shenanigans. And then I noticed Orin’s hand. Orin’s empty hand.
Noooooooooo!
He had dropped Old Ben somewhere on the route between home and school - a route that takes almost half an hour to walk and which has plenty of places for an Old Ben to go a-wandering.
Aaarrrrgh!
We have a household rule (created by me no less) that no Star Wars figure is allowed out of the house. I had broken my own law and was now going to suffer the consequences. Not only was I going to have to incur the wrath of Orin, all his screaming three year old rage issuing forth like lava at me, but I was going to have to confess to Chris that one of his beloved, treasured, childhood toys had been lost. I could imagine the divorce papers citing “loss of vintage Star Wars figure”.
And then, just as the school bell rang, a woman approached me and handed me, you guessed it, Old Ben Kenobi.
” I saw this lying on the street and I knew it had to belong to your kids,” she said, no doubt also looking rather worried as my face lit up and I suppressed the urge to give her a bear hug for saving me from ruination.
Yippee! Thank goodness the whole town - even people I do not know - know my kids to be uber-nerds when it comes to Star Wars. She had seen the figure and had instantly known it belonged to our household.
Phew!
Possibly the torrential rain had Old Ben scurrying off to hitch a lift back to the dry desert climate of Tattoine but for sure he is never ever ever leaving our house again.